Jon
Jon is the Advertising Art Director for a national chain of movie theaters. This has in no way helped to curb his media intake which is borderline re-gosh-darn-diculous. He is a Libra, does not fit comfortably in most compact cars (code for being a giant), has difficulty growing facial hair and sleeps on whatever side of the bed is furthest away from the door.
Rachael
Rachael is a high school teacher which has helped to hone her cat-like reflexes to sarcasm and build her fart joke repertoire. She is an Aquarius, only fits comfortably in go-carts, has legs that reflect the sun like fresh snow, and sleeps on whatever side of the bed Jon is not sleeping on.
Spring & Jack
Spring and Jack are Jack Russell terriers. In this tough economy they continue to be out of work and simply mooch off their parents. Although, it couldn’t hurt to at least look on CarreerBuilders once in a while instead of just sitting on the couch complaining about bank bail outs and the speed of the financial recovery. They sleep where ever they want.